Sunsign: Who shines in the morning

This will come handy in case you have broken up, or planning to do so. For example, if you are an aries, and going out with say a Taurus for many years, or you have presumed that you guys have been seeing each other. Read this for some sooting feeling...

Aries: I know, it will be hard for you, you will miss me, you'll suffer, you may possibly even fall to drugs. There's no other way I'm affraid. I'm leaving. Now you can commit suicide.

*I am an aries, come on, who wants the challenge?

Taurus: Should we reconsider it ? I think we should think it over again. Shall we go for a coffee and talk about it ?

Hmmm, My life-time experience says, they rarely consider, forget reconsidering

Gemini: Been scratching my head all day I forgot I had something to say. Ah, yes! We're breaking up. Ok got to go to the gym now.

Jaydeep, you surely did:) Rashmi, did you ever?

Cancer: I have something to say. Been thinking of it for the last 2 years but not sure still. I think I want us to break up. What do you think ?

Must not be untrue

Leo: You're still here ? Have I not broken up with you last week ? Eh? you're not John ? Oops sorry, well we're breaking up.

Donno

Virgo: We're breaking up. Just wash the dishes before you go. And don't forget to take the rubbish out too while you're leaving.

Hahahahaha, ran outta words. Virgos are good at scanning old bills after break ups. But one that I know have asked his ex girl to give back his book. Can you beat that:)

Libra: Basically, I have a relationship with another guy as well for the last 1,5 years. But I don't want to put a pressure on you. Take your time.

Majush, waiting for your expert comments plz

Scorpio: We may have broken up, I may even be seeing other people but YOU will see no one. EVER!!

Aha, yes yes, she went out with (donno how many) and blah blah... I won't name her!

Sagittarius: Come on now, breaking up ? Too much hassle. Leave it. Let's arrange some other time to talk about it.

Kunwar, just say yes to this:)

Capricorn: I've already seen my lawyer and the divorce papers are ready for you to sign. What ? We're not married ?

Sri, forgot the famous Capri:(

Aquarius: Message on the answer machine "My dear, I'm leaving for safari in Africa, I'll be back in 6 moths, so I guess we breaking up ?"

My aqua woman hanged on for several years, went through pain, disaster and what not, finally left a similar looking message

Pisces: Farewell my ultimate passion. Bye bye my biggest love. I have no tears to cry, no words to speak. I'm off for a drink.

Well, my fav Prof. (a piscean) is close-to this

Reference: Majush, my online zodiac guru from Singapore, putting this up without his permission:)