In the game of sincerity, I always lost

They blamed me of outsourcing tension (that’s what my friends call it). I just don’t understand why I can’t take things as matters of life or death? Like most of them, as if the world gonna crumble today, or be skeptical about the world around as if everyone is a criminal:)

I wish I could shiver at my boss's chilly questions (come on they are chilly), like all the others' in the office.

Damn, why didn’t I get scared of walking alone on a street where almost every man was out with Arak. “Baba can’t u call that Chinappa (the watchman) to pick u up; do u want me to die of a heart attack?” No, I didn’t want him to die.

But then, I laughed at my dean’s concern when I reached hostel in midnights. Why can’t I take life seriously, what if someone had abducted me? No, I have full faith in my quality of being irritating. I would always be dropped back safely by my kidnappers:) All my buddies from IIJNM know, why not calling Chinappa was a right decision anyday... He was a watch-man in real sense:)

“Barsha, start taking of life seriously, think of getting married… how long will u be like this?” I don’t remember who all said this to me, and how many times? God, send me some pills of sincerity plz!

I was (un) fortunate enough to come across a bugger, who suffered from a huge complex. Didn’t know which one; inferiority or superiority? Despite, him having an atrocious accent, (forget language) he just couldn’t correct himself. Okie, for this I blame (or thank) my dad. He always says, with fools u shouldn’t try winning pettiest of battles. Dad, now I've lost the spirit of winning itself. I am just fine by anything and everything. Guess what? That jackass not just won all the time but also turned me into a racist.

One of my trade secrets at the TPO (Tension Process Outsourcing): Just leave an sms saying, am taking 10 sleeping pills and then switch off your phone. My only misfortune is, my client understood the trick and stopped buying it. Whatever said and done, I love my business of outsoucing tension, it gives me a goodnight sleep:)